MORE JOB CUTS WORLDWIDE

Intel to cut 1,000 managerial jobs worldwide15 Sept, 2006, 0024 hrs IST, TNN

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News/News_By_Company/Companies_A-Z/I_Companies_/Intel/Intel_to_cut_1000_managerial_jobs_worldwide/articleshow/1754472.cms

HP to cut 24,600 jobs following EDS takeover16 Sep, 2008, 0424 hrs IST, REUTERS
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News_by_Industry/HP_to_cut_24600_jobs/articleshow/3487390.cms


Satyam Computers to axe 4,500 employees15 Sep, 2008, 0645 hrs IST,Debasmita Ghosh, TNN
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/3483960.cms


TCS, Wipro recast hiring plans 16 Sep, 2008, 0743 hrs IST,Avinash Nair & Kumar Anand, ET Bureau
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News/TCS_Wipro_recast_hiring_plans/rssarticleshow/3487861.cms


Wipro Tech puts 3000 staff under scanner8 Sep, 2008, 0615 hrs IST,Deepshikha Monga, ET Bureau
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/Wipro_Tech_puts_3000_staff_under_scanner/articleshow/3456167.cms

Joke*******mast - African desert

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel.'

The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane s*x with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No, not really, sir ...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'