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27.5.09
Bill Gates Intial days
The expansion of personnel lead to the development of a Microsoft spreadsheet program and Microsoft Word. Interests in graphical interfaces were realized. In 1981, Gates purchased the SCP-DOS operating system from Seattle Computer Products, later modifying the operating system to MS-DOS. Gates made a deal with IBM to write an operating system for its new line of personal computers, and in 1981, MS-DOS was shipped on all new IBM PC's. Microsoft made additional technological breakthroughs in the 1980's. In April, 1983, Microsoft introduced the "mouse" and in November 1983, a graphical user interface known as "Windows" was introduced.
On March 13, 1986, Microsoft went public on the Stock Exchange. The initial offering for a share of Microsoft stock was $21.00 per share. Bill Gates became an instant millionaire. At thirty-one, Gates joined the Gatesionaires club and became the richest man in the United States.
18.3.09
Luck
**Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks
they**** **** deserve?***
By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Hertfordshire
A psychologist says he has discovered the answer:
Ten years ago, I set out to examine luck. I wanted to know why some
people are always in the right place at the right time, while others
consistently experience ill fortune. I placed advertisements in national
newspapers asking for people who felt consistently lucky or unlucky to
contact me.
Hundreds of extraordinary men and women volunteered for my research and
over the years, I have interviewed them, monitored their lives and had
them take part in experiments.
The results reveal that although these people have almost no insight
into the causes of their luck, their thoughts and behavior are
responsible for much of their good and bad fortune. Take the case of
seemingly chance opportunities. Lucky people consistently encounter such
opportunities, whereas unlucky people do not.
I carried out a simple experiment to discover whether this was due to
differences in their ability to spot such opportunities. I gave both
lucky and unlucky people a newspaper, and asked them to look through it
and tell me how many photographs were inside. I had secretly placed a
large message halfway through the n ewspaper saying: "Tell the
experimenter you have seen this and win £250."
This message took up half of the page and was written in type that was
more than two inches high. It was staring everyone straight in the face,
but the unlucky people tended to miss it and the lucky people tended to
spot it. Unlucky people are generally more tense than lucky people, and
this anxiety disrupts their ability to notice the unexpected.
As a result, they miss opportunities because they are too focused on
looking for something else. They go to parties intent on finding their
perfect partner and so miss opportunities to make good friends. They
look through newspapers determined to find certain types of job
advertisements and miss other types of jobs.
**Lucky people are more relaxed and open**, and therefore see what is
there rather than just what they are looking for. My research eventually
revealed that lucky people generate good fortune via four principles.
**They are skilled at creating and noticing chance opportunities, make
lucky decisions by listening to their intuition, create self-fulfilling
prophesies via positive expectations, and adopt a resilient attitude
that transforms bad luck into good.***
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Towards the end of the work, I wondered whether these principles could
be used to create good luck. I asked a group of volunteers to spend a
month carrying out exercises designed to help them think and behave like
a lucky person.
Dramatic results These exercises helped them spot chance opportunities,
listen to their intuition, expect to be lucky, and be more resilient to
bad luck. One month later, the volunteers returned and described what
had happened. The results were dramatic: 80% of people were now happier,
more satisfied with their lives and, perhaps most important of all, luckier.
The lucky people had become even luckier and the unlucky had become
lucky. Finally, I had found the elusive "luck factor"
Here are Professor Wiseman's four top tips for becoming lucky:
**1) Listen to your gut instincts - they are normally right***
**2) Be open to new experiences and breaking your normal routine**
**3) Spend a few moments each day remembering things that went well**
**4) Visualize yourself being lucky before an important meeting or
telephone call. Luck is very often a self- fulfilling prophecy**
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Have a Lucky day and work for it.
14.3.09
Filling a Sieve With Water !!
The Teacher had given a discourse on creative thinking. Afterwards his disciples approached him and asked him to set them a problem that required them to think creatively. The sage gave them a sieve and asked them to fill it with water at the sea, nearby. They were gone for a long time. Finally he went down to the beach to see what they were doing, and found them seated morosely around the sieve.
“You’ve set us an impossible task, sir,” said the oldest of the disciples. “It’s just not possible to fill a sieve with water.” “Are you sure?” asked the Teacher, picking up the sieve. “Sometimes it helps to step back and view the problem from a different angle.” He waded into the water and threw the sieve far out into the sea. It sank. It is very important to look at a problem from different angles in order to find the best & optimum solution, when we think with this attitude we can see that there is no problem that has no solution! J |
7.3.09
6.3.09
THIS IS HOW WE MISS OUT SOMETHING CALLED "LIFE"
He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.
QUESTIONS :
1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?
ANSWER :
The husband just said "I am with you Darling"
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. " A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
This story is really worth reading. ..... Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know.
By this way we miss out something called L.I.F.E.
HAPPY LIVING LIFE.