Computer Programmer "one liners" jokes

• 'Hello World!' 17 errors, 31 warnings
• It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! (Bill Gates)
• 1024x768x256 Sounds like one mean woman
• 2B OR NOT 2B = FF
• A bad day: 'Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)'
• Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
• Bad or Missing Sysop. Free files in all areas.
• Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.
• C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
• Canadian DOS: 'Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]'
• CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
• Coming soon: Doom III - What The Hell?
• Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: COMPLETE mean?
• DEVICE=LIFE LOCKED@AGE25 HEALTH=PERFECT
• Earth is shutting down in five minutes - please save all files and log out
• Error 109: Error 108
• ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
• Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither
• Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades
• File not found. Nobody leave the room!
• Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans
• Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
• I t#ld yo#, 'Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!'
• I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
• Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
• Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
• JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
• Life's too short to use a slow modem
• LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
• Error: Floppy not responding. Format drive C: instead [Y/N]?
• MafiaDOS: 'Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]'?
• Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
• MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
• On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
• Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
• Out of paper on drive D:
• Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
• Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
• REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ?
• Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
• The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
• The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of 'Win95'.
• The world is coming to an end-please log off.
• There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately.
• This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
• Track 0 bad?? Don't worry, there's lots of others
• Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble!
• Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
• User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain.
• Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS
• Will Write Login Scripts For Food
• Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645
• Windows 8783837773.2c! We finally got it right. (Bill Gates)
• Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem
• WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
• WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
• Your brain doesn't have enough memory, please make a boot disk
• Machines should work. People should think.