Three answers most feared by men.
1. (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)
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6.10.08
RBI Statement on ICICI Bank's Financial Position
There are reports in some sections of the media that based on rumours regarding the financial strength of ICICI Bank, depositors are withdrawing cash at its ATMs and branches in some locations.
It is clarified that the ICICI Bank has sufficient liquidity, including in its current account with the Reserve Bank of India, to meet the requirements of its depositors. The Reserve Bank of India is monitoring the developments and has arranged to provide adequate cash to ICICI Bank to meet the demands of its customers at its branches/ ATMs.
The ICICI Bank and its subsidiary banks abroad are well capitalised.
Alpana Killawala
It is clarified that the ICICI Bank has sufficient liquidity, including in its current account with the Reserve Bank of India, to meet the requirements of its depositors. The Reserve Bank of India is monitoring the developments and has arranged to provide adequate cash to ICICI Bank to meet the demands of its customers at its branches/ ATMs.
The ICICI Bank and its subsidiary banks abroad are well capitalised.
Alpana Killawala
Chief General Manager
Be careful how you list names on your cell phone! Be Safe!
Dear All,
Be careful how you list names on your cell phone! Be Safe!
This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobilephone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained hermobile phone, Credit card, purse...etc..... was stolen.
20 minutes later when she called her Hubby, from a pay phone telling himwhat had happened. Hubby says 'I've just received your sms text askingabout our Pin number. I replied a little while ago.'
They rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money wasalready withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen handphone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pinnumber. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bankaccount.
The lesson:Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in yourcontact list.. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, sweetheart, Sayang......Dad, Mum, wife, son , etc.......
And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked thru texts,CONFIRM by calling back.
Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet themsomewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came fromthem. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places tomeet 'family and friends' who text you.
Be careful how you list names on your cell phone! Be Safe!
This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobilephone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained hermobile phone, Credit card, purse...etc..... was stolen.
20 minutes later when she called her Hubby, from a pay phone telling himwhat had happened. Hubby says 'I've just received your sms text askingabout our Pin number. I replied a little while ago.'
They rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money wasalready withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen handphone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pinnumber. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bankaccount.
The lesson:Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in yourcontact list.. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, sweetheart, Sayang......Dad, Mum, wife, son , etc.......
And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked thru texts,CONFIRM by calling back.
Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet themsomewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came fromthem. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places tomeet 'family and friends' who text you.
Save Power - Save world - Enable Hibernate Option in your PC
Most of us in the IT field, used to do one thing before leaving for the day from office,
Press Ctrl +Alt+ Del and leave to home happily. That means your PC is still on.. One normal PC in the sleeping mode (Hibernation) will consume 35 watts/hr.
Based on this we will do a small calculation. For one week 24 * 7 = 168 Hrs Of this if we consider that we are working for 68 hours, then the PC is in sleeping mode for 100 Hrs a week. For one month 4 * 100 = 400 Hrs In a normal IT office, if we assume approximately 250 PCs are there, 250 * 400 = 1,00,000 Hrs (Sleeping Mode) So the power wasted in an office in a month is, 100000 * 35 = 3500 KWH or units.
If the charge per unit is Indian Rs. 6, then totally the wastage value is approximately 21000 Indian rupees. Here the sad thing is not the money loss to the company but the power loss to the country. (Hope no company is bothered about this procedure of keeping the system in sleeping mode)
Apart from the loss to the country we need to think of the efforts people are putting for producing the power in the Mines, Thermal Stations, Hydro electric Stations, etc. If this is to continue, the cost of unit power will go up & at one stage we will not get power even if we are ready to pay any cost.
So before leaving to home take some time to shut down the PC and do some favour to the country and the organisation. If you feel that this point is to be considered forward this to all your friends.
***Do it once it will become a Habit... Good Habit... ***
To Enable Hibernate Option in your PC:
1. Goto control Panel
2. Select Power Options
3. Select Hibernate and Check the Check box Enable hibernation
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