Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have consumed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria, found in feces.
In plain words, we would be drinking 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor because alcohol goes through a purification process in boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Booze = Health.
In conclusion: It's better to drink wine, and talk stupid, than to drink water, and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm just performing a public service... Have a Great Week End!
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