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*1. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.*

*2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.*

*3. The name of the entire continents end with the same letterthat they start with.*

*4. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.*

*5. Most lipstick contains fish scales.*

*6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using theletters on one row of the keyboard.*

*7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*

*8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.*

*9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.*

*10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond. *

*11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.*

*12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be thetoughest tongue twister in the English language.*

*13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try tosuppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neckand die.*

*14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.*

>Spades - King David

>Clubs - Alexander the Great

>Hearts - Charlemagne

>Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

*15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 (count out the answer)*

*16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legsin the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a resultof wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of naturalcauses. *

*17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers andlaser printers all have in common?Answer - All invented by women.*

*18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?Answer - Honey*

*19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*

*20. A snail can sleep for three years.*

*21. All polar bears are left handed.*

*22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olivefrom each salad served in first-class. *

*23. Butterflies taste with their feet.*

*24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.*

*25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. *

*26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*

*27. Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.*

*28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*

*29. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. *

*30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*

*31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps o squirtblood 30 feet.*

*32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could haveover a million descendants. *

*33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria inyour ear by 700 times.*

Bill Gates Intial days

On January 1, 1979, Bill Gates moved Microsoft and its sixteen employees from Albuquerque to Seattle, Washington. Gates thought that recruiting programmers would be easier from this site. Microsoft developed a standard for hiring new employees. Only the most gifted and intelligent new college graduates would be hired. Little job experience was considered positive from Microsoft's point of view. An employee with little experience would have no bias'.

The expansion of personnel lead to the development of a Microsoft spreadsheet program and Microsoft Word. Interests in graphical interfaces were realized. In 1981, Gates purchased the SCP-DOS operating system from Seattle Computer Products, later modifying the operating system to MS-DOS. Gates made a deal with IBM to write an operating system for its new line of personal computers, and in 1981, MS-DOS was shipped on all new IBM PC's. Microsoft made additional technological breakthroughs in the 1980's. In April, 1983, Microsoft introduced the "mouse" and in November 1983, a graphical user interface known as "Windows" was introduced.

On March 13, 1986, Microsoft went public on the Stock Exchange. The initial offering for a share of Microsoft stock was $21.00 per share. Bill Gates became an instant millionaire. At thirty-one, Gates joined the Gatesionaires club and became the richest man in the United States.

Definitions of a Kiss

Prof .of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.   ******* Prof. Of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.   ******* Prof. Of Algebra Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.   ******* Prof. Of Geometry Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.   ******* Prof. Of Physics Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.   ******* Prof. Of Chemistry Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.   ******* Prof. Of Zoology Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.   ******* Prof. Of Physiology Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.   ******* Prof. Of Dentistry Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.   ******* Prof. Of Philosophy Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.   ******* Prof. Of English Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.   ******* Prof. Of Architecture Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects   ******* Prof. Of Comp.Science What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable   *******

26 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs and Not 2 Wives ( humor )

1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.     *********     2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.     *********     3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.     *********     4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.     *********     5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.     *********     6. A dog`s parents never visit.     *********     7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.     *********     8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.   *********     9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.     *********     10. Dogs seldom outlive you.     *********     11. Dogs can`t talk.     *********     12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.     *********     13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.     *********     14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.     *********     15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.     *********     16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"     *********     17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.     *********     18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.     *********     19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.     *********     20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.     *********     21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.     *********     22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.     *********     23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.     *********     24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.     *********     25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.     *********       And, last but not least:     26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff.   *********