Software Engineer Joke Sms

Software Engineer Funny
Height of a Software Engineer:- A software engineer slips from the roof of the building and shouts F1 F1 F1 instead of HELP! HELP! HELP! Funny Software Engineer..

Funny Joke Sms
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other: ” So, which platform are you working on?”

Software Engineer Funny Conversation
Pappu: Hey…. whats time now?
Bholu: System time or local time…??

Pappu: Hey… I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
Bholu: May be, the internal buses are on strike…

Pappu: We have shifted our home to RK Puram now…
Bholu: Right shift or Left shift??