26 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs and Not 2 Wives ( humor )

1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.     *********     2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.     *********     3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.     *********     4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.     *********     5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.     *********     6. A dog`s parents never visit.     *********     7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.     *********     8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.   *********     9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.     *********     10. Dogs seldom outlive you.     *********     11. Dogs can`t talk.     *********     12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.     *********     13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.     *********     14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.     *********     15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.     *********     16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"     *********     17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.     *********     18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.     *********     19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.     *********     20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.     *********     21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.     *********     22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.     *********     23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.     *********     24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.     *********     25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.     *********       And, last but not least:     26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff.   *********